olechandserif:

Barry, can you but in a floating burger with eyes, smiling, gently floating right to left across the screen. 

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Thank you Barry

(via encourage)




bombing:

dantheman2033:

bombing:

if you’re on the sun then sun dried tomatoes are just tomatoes

Wouldn’t they just be dried tomatoes, because they are still not normal tomatoes

i just googled this and turns out there aren’t any tomatoes on the sun so it looks like we’re both wrong but more importantly you’re wrong

(via bewbin)


ace:

No one could ever hate me half as much as I don’t care

(via encourage)


shouldnt:

We’ve officially reached that annoying time of year where it’s sweater weather in the morning, but by midday you die from a heatstroke.

(via whiteboyfriend)


Q
are you good in bed? Just wondering
Anonymous
A

ejacurlate:

depends really, if i take a pill then that usually knocks me out cold so i get some good sleep otherwise im not


Items People Tried To Sneak Through Customs

alicehopewalker:

sixpenceee:

A wooden door stuffed with cocaine

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Frogs in a film canister

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Cocaine disguised as candy

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Cats filled with opium

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Snake in a clay pot

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A gecko in a false book

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A metric ton of marijuana as a donkey

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SOURCE & MORE IMAGES

A METRIC TON OF WEED

(via finewineandbruises)


(via 10knotes)


asian:

please do

asian:

please do


beautifulgodzilla:


THIS TOOK A FAR DIFFERENT TURN THEN I EXPECTED

beautifulgodzilla:

THIS TOOK A FAR DIFFERENT TURN THEN I EXPECTED

(via danfreakindavis)


dannyall:

swag

dannyall:

swag

(via ejacurlate)


drarna:

before blaming others, think: whats the 1 constant in all your failed relationships? its that cursed egyptian amulet why do u even have that

(via thecircularlifeofchloe)


At what point do you take girls out of school altogether because boys can’t handle it?

brendon-urie-the-raging-homo:


tvpsy:

white people in their natural habitat

Everybody was kung fu fighting

brendon-urie-the-raging-homo:

tvpsy:

white people in their natural habitat

Everybody was kung fu fighting

(via finewineandbruises)